You've got a brother worried about you, but you won't go to him for help because you don't approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic more likely because he recently walked out on his wife.

Well, I don't believe the masked robber intended to hurt anyone, but then again, they rarely do.

I just want him know that... that it wasn't about that, you are not interested in the money.

I'm not gonna pay you $1, 000 to hold my hand while this idiotic girl acts out her hatred of powerful father figures.

And I'm not gonna pretend to be a saint, but believe me... we've paid our due-- enough that we would rather hit that road than to go back into that shithole.

I'm not gonna have my reputation in that department tarnished by a bunch of limp-dick, sour-note, flatter-than-their-girlfriends, flexible-tempo dipshits.

Kessler knew that he couldn't fight someone as powerful as them in court. So the man spent 20 years in prison finding a way to even the score. In his mind, it was the only way he could get justice-- but here's our biggest find.

Sweetheart, I don't mean to pressure you, but the Caesars people have offered me a roulette pit of my own in Atlantic City.

I'm not gonna sacrifice John to help rescue an AI that on its best days is cryptic and withholding, and on its worst, borderline homicidal.

Now, I don't pretend to have an answer to the Middle East conflict, but I think I've got a first step -- literally, a first step -- something that any one of us could do as third-siders.

That night she won the election, because she came back -- not just because of his crappy behavior -- but she came back and said, "Well, I'm actually not going to breastfeed the Icelandic nation; I'm going to lead it."

Now is the time to face the world with eyes wide open -- yes, using experts to help us figure things out, for sure -- I don't want to completely do myself out of a job here -- but being aware of their limitations and, of course, also our own.

And I don't want to be the crazy woman who does it for years and years and years, and tries and fails and tries and fails and tries and fails, but I can swim from Cuba to Florida, and I will swim from Cuba to Florida.

I will keep on saying "Internet" I wouldn't say: "I'm going to the world wide web" (Laughs) Because it doesn't fit! We shouldn't kid ourselves.

We're not going to ever recreate a whole human in these chips, but what our goal is is to be able to recreate sufficient functionality so that we can make better predictions of what's going to happen in humans.

I never like to claim first, but I do know that they never heard that nasty little rumor that women aren't funny, and they find us hysterical.

I wasn't even going to mention this, but somebody told me that Meg Ryan might be here, and she is the world's most famous female copulatory vocalizer.

I'm not pretending this is an exhaustive list, but these seven, I think, are pretty large habits that we can all fall into.

By 20 hours, the pieces started to come together very slowly — (Laughter) — and I was pretty sure I was going down the wrong path at this point, but I wasn't going to give up.

And I went down into the neighborhood called Bayview-Hunters Point, and I said, "The mayor sent me down here to work with you and I want to build a center with you, but I'm not going to build you anything if you don't want it.

We don't claim to have the answers, but we started experimenting with different discussions about very divisive issues, such as race, gun control, the refugee debate, relationship between Islam and terrorism.

I had no interest in being a public servant, I had no interest in criminal law, and I definitely didn't think that I would ever be a prosecutor.

As Santiago Creel, an opposition senator, put it to me, "Look, I'm not saying that I'm special or that anyone is special, but that group, that was special."

We will get on the last tubes home, and we will walk up our streets alone, because we will not ingrain or submit to the idea that we are putting ourselves in danger in doing so.

I'm sure everyone here at some point has done an off-site with a lot of Post-It notes and whiteboards, and you do -- no offense to the consultants in here who do that -- and you do a long-term plan, and then two weeks later, everyone forgets about it.

So he was not going to, just for political expediency, embrace the, kind of, lowest common denominator that had been embraced in other political elections.

When we found the structure of DNA, I gave my first talk at Cold Spring Harbor. The physicist, Leo Szilard, he looked at me and said, "Are you going to patent this?"

(Laughter) I also did -- and I don't want to start a little fight in the next panel -- but I did a Google Share analysis of evolution and natural selection.

And the chance exists -- I don't want to downplay it -- but I think it's remote, and it's not the thing that's on my mind these days, because I think the big revolution is something else.

DB: It's a yes from me, I just don't want to say it like it's written in the stars because it isn't, and you need to take responsibility for it.

And while I've tried to make my images not too graphic, keep in mind that surgeons have a different relationship with blood than normal people do, because, after all, what a surgeon does to a patient, if it were done without consent, would be a felony.

And they certainly didn't intend to describe the mechanics of supernova explosions, which eventually told us where the building blocks of life were synthesized in the universe.